Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
~B. F. Skinner
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa for the win