Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
~Norman Douglas
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
~Albert Einstein
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.
~Norman Douglas
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
~B. F. Skinner
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
~Malcolm Forbes
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
~Al McGuire
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
~Mark Twain
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
~Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa for the win